S1E11 A POINT OF HONOUROriginally broadcast: 10 March 1978 The correct form of address for a cardinal is not Westminster Cathedral." HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3 Brown discovers why the Russian sailor is asking for political asylum. Miss Courtney wants to know why there's a foreigner in the canteen, and Mr. Written by: Vince Powell The students experience difficulties as they work through the alphabet, S1E10 HELLO SAILOROriginally broadcast: 3 March 1978 "Oh, blimey! He will not be needing to wear any gloves." HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
The students use the free time to try and make him feel a bit better, and Miss Courtney's shocked when she finds Danielle half-naked in his home. Written by: Vince Powell The class end up being sent home when flu puts Mr. S1E9 KILL OR CUREOriginally broadcast: 24 February 1978 What sort of draw is it? Is it from a dressing table, or what? HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
Brown creates confusion when he tries to explain how cricket works. Written by: Vince Powell Anna tells the class about an awkward experience with an old boyfriend, Ali and Su-Lee announce that they are soon to be husband and wife, and Mr. S1E8 BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOSTOriginally broadcast: 17 February 1978 "Sure! Every Saturday I play football, and I am being the goaliekeeper, because I like playing indisposition." HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3 Brown tries to explain how Danielle came to be sitting on his lap, and Giovanni suggests that theft might be the only way to pass a mock exam. Written by: Vince Powell Miss Courtney reveals why graffiti must be the work of a foreign student, Mr. S1E7 THE CHEATING GAMEOriginally broadcast: 10 February 1978 In India, you'd be sacred." HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5 "Oh, yes I can, and I won't say it's been a pleasure, because it hasn't.
Brown by buying him presents on his birthday, Juan has problems with his feet during a lesson about vowel sounds, and the class are upset when their teacher's trial period ends with dismissal. Written by: Vince Powell The students surprise Mr. S1E6 COME BACK ALL IS FORGIVENOriginally broadcast: 3 February 1978 It could be rather embarrassing if you were writing to someone in France." HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4 "Yeah, well, it's more correct to say that you want to send a letter to Switzerland, not a Swiss letter. Brown is asked to help when the police arrest Jamila for shoplifting. Written by: Vince Powell Ali's delight at getting eight score draws proves to be rather short-lived, the class get confused when they act out some everyday situations, and Mr. S1E5 THE BEST THINGS IN LIFEOriginally broadcast: 27 January 1978
"Ah, shut your plates of meat, you Uncle Ned!" HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5 Written by: Vince Powell The caretaker causes confusion when he talks in Cockney rhyming slang, Miss Courtney's unimpressed when the students identify food items, and the class get locked in when Mr. S1E4 ALL THROUGH THE NIGHTOriginally broadcast: 20 January 1978 I am up the creek without a poodle." HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4 Ranjeet talks about committing suicide to avoid marriage to an elephant. Brown introduces a ban on foreign languages in the classroom, and Written by: Vince Powell Giovanni sells completed homework assignments to the other students, Mr. S1E3 A FATE WORSE THAN DEATHOriginally broadcast: 13 January 1978 English joke." HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4 Brown that an African will be joining his class, Jamila has a good evening when she manages two words of English, andĪ shocked education inspector is shown to a seat at the back of the class. Written by: Vince Powell Miss Courtney informs Mr. S1E2 AN INSPECTOR CALLSOriginally broadcast: 6 January 1978 If you want to do that sort of thing, you should have joined the sports and pastimes." HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4 "There will be no throat-slicing in my class. Brown struggles to take the names of his new English class students, asking a Sikh to sit with a Muslim leads to a rather heated exchange, and Greece and Italy battle for the right to negotiate an alliance with France. S1E1 THE FIRST LESSONOriginally broadcast: 30 December 1977